I’ll be washing you.

$11.95

Holy SoAP

✨ I’ll Be Washing You – Holy Suds for Unholy Behavior ✨
Do your sins stink to high heaven? Fear not, filthy mortal — Redemption now comes in bar form! This cheeky, Jesus-themed soap is here to scrub away your spiritual grime with the power of divine lather. Whether you’ve been ghosting your higher self or just forgot to sage your pits, this sacred slab of suds says: “Come clean, child.”

Perfect for post-ritual rinse-offs, guilt-induced showers, or just some heavenly hygiene. Lathers like a miracle, smells like salvation.

🔹 4.5 oz of holy hilarity
🔹 Blessed with forgiveness (and possibly sandalwood)
🔹 Great for baptizing your body, not your drama

Because even your shadow self deserves to be squeaky clean.

Weight 1 lbs

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