Kitchen

Witchy Dish Towels – Dry the Dishes, Curse the Patriarchy

Why settle for boring towels when your kitchen could be a shrine to sarcasm and spells? Our dish towels are the perfect blend of function and personality—made to dry your cauldron, wipe your tears, or just hang there looking fabulous.

Each towel features bold graphics and cheeky phrases with a little occult twist. From sassy one-liners to witchy affirmations, these make killer gifts, hilarious housewarming surprises, or just something to make you smile while you do the most mundane chores.

✨ Screen-printed for durability
🧺 Absorbent enough for real use (yes, they actually work)
🖤 Perfect for witches, weirdos, and kitchen rebels

Whether you’re summoning snacks or cleansing your space, our towels bring a little magick to the mess. Pair with one of our spell candles or scrub sets for the ultimate “hex the house” vibe.

Because even witches do the dishes… eventually.