White zippered canvas pouch with bold black lettering that says “EAT A BAG OF DICK’S.” Packaged with a bold orange and pink Trashmagick Alchemy header card marked $6.

Eat a Bag of Dick’s Zippered Pouch

$14.95

🍆 “Eat a Bag of Dick’s” Zippered Pouch

Subtle? Absolutely not. Effective? Every damn time.

This zippered pouch is the perfect clapback accessory for anyone tired of biting their tongue. Use it for makeup, lighters, spare hexes, or just as a portable warning label. Featuring black lettering on durable white canvas, this unapologetic little bag is here to hold your stuff and your standards.

It’s not just a pouch—it’s a whole vibe of vengeance.

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⚠️ Perfect For:

  • Petty queens, spicy witches, and chaos goblins

  • Carrying your lipstick, lip liner, and resentment

  • Gifting to your no-filter bestie

  • Starting conversations you’re fully prepared to end

 

Weight 1 lbs

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