$29.95
Sure, you can’t banish your trauma with sage alone—but you can carry it in style. This charming canvas tote is your new ride-or-die for everyday errands, spell runs, or emotional spirals in public. Splashed with vibrant watercolor florals and ink-splatter drama, it proudly declares:
“Emotional Baggage. Just kidding. Like it would all fit in here.”
A mood. A mantra. A magical middle finger to the expectation that we all have our sh*t together.
Crafted from sturdy canvas, this bag holds everything from spell books and moon water to snacks, crystals, half-finished journals, and a deeply rooted fear of vulnerability. The black straps are reinforced (unlike your emotional boundaries), and the generous interior space means you’ll always have room for one more coping mechanism.
Witchy errands (yes, the crystal shop counts)
Carrying your “just-in-case” tarot decks
Emotional support snacks
Brunch with your coven
Therapy Thursdays
Makes a hilarious and heartfelt gift for your favorite witch-in-progress, therapist bestie, or anyone who’s self-aware and unafraid to laugh at the mess
Looks even better when paired with black eyeliner, boots, and a sprinkle of salt (just in case)
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