🔹 Heavy-duty canvas for heavy-duty coping
🔹 Cute AF heart accents to soften the blow
🔹 A whole-ass mood, now with handles
Manifest your day… or mug it. Either way, do it in style.
Bath and beauty
Kick Today in the Dick — Oversized Tote with Big Kick Energy
$45.00
🖕 Kick Today in the Dick — Oversized Tote with Main Character Energy 🖕
Not every day starts with good vibes and green juice. Some days start with “absolutely not,” and that’s exactly when you grab this bag. Whether you’re headed to work, a ritual, or just manifesting a better mood, this unapologetic tote says what we’re all thinking: Today can catch these hands (and possibly feet).
Spacious enough for your crystals, snacks, witch kit, emotional baggage, and six unfulfilled prophecies. Strong enough to carry your groceries, your attitude, and your unresolved trauma.
| Weight | 1 lbs |
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