Sage and Hood” Zippered Makeup Bag

💄 “Sage and Hood” Zippered Makeup Bag

She’s not sugar and spice—she’s sage and hood, and this little bag says what everyone’s been thinking. Perfect for carrying makeup, crystals, weed, petty thoughts, or hex supplies (hey, we don’t judge), this zippered pouch is the ultimate sidekick for spiritual baddies with a don’t-start-none-won’t-be-none attitude.

Quote:
“I’m not sugar & spice & everything nice.
I’m sage and hood & wish a muthafuka would.”

Crafted from durable fabric with a secure zipper and bold black lettering, this unapologetic pouch is ready to ride in your purse, gym bag, or altar drawer. Bless it. Curse it. Just don’t lose it.

🧿 Perfect For:

• Witchy makeup storage with main character energy

• Gift for your “don’t test me” friend

• Daily reminders to keep it cute and chaotic

• Traveling with both lip gloss and Florida Water