What Up, Slut?” Bubblegum Giraffe Tote

$29.95

🦒 “What Up, Slut?” Bubblegum Giraffe Tote

Say hello (and maybe get side-eyed) in the sassiest way possible. This bold canvas tote features an adorably smug giraffe blowing pink bubblegum with the not-so-subtle greeting:
“What up, slut?”

Whether you’re headed to brunch, the metaphysical shop, or just struttin’ your fabulous self through Target, this bag brings unapologetic main character energy. It’s flirty. It’s feral. It’s fun. And it’s definitely not for the easily offended.



💅 Features:

  • Durable AF thick canvas material—because your personality isn’t the only thing that needs to be strong.

  • Oversized design to hold snacks, spell supplies, petty thoughts, or bad decisions.

  • Double handles for slingin’ it over your shoulder like the sexy legend you are.

  • That giraffe? She’s judging everyone who isn’t you.


🔥 Perfect for:

  • BFF gift bags with chaotic vibes

  • Drag brunch accessories

  • Irreverent errands

  • Throwing shade with your tote before you even speak


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